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		<title>Don&#8217;t Steal from the Cops</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is another criminal that has to go down in history for being one of the dumbest criminals ever. His crime? He stole a couple of candy bars and a toboggan hat .. from a police station. Who goes into a police station and tries to take the things that are there? How could he [...]


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		<title>Don&#8217;t Steal from the Pawn Shop</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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Criminals are not exactly known for their abundant intelligence. The majority of them are just trying to make a quick buck and they end up getting caught because they don&#8217;t cover their tracks very well. But some criminals are even dumber than others &#8211; like the guy who stole gold jewelry from a pawn shop [...]


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		<title>Man Gets 90 Days for Sex With Car-Wash Vacuum</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAGINAW, Mich. &#8211; A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail. 
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. 
The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to [...]


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		<title>Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Texas death row inmate in Houston TX with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped [...]


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		<title>Man tries to pay for fast food meal with pot</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VERO BEACH, Fla. &#8211; A McDonald&#8217;s cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff&#8217;s Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the [...]


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		<title>Teen Robbed of Sandwich Costume</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teen tackled, robbed of sandwich costume outside Subway restaurant.
A 14-year-old boy dressed as a giant sandwich outside a Subway restaurant was tackled and had his costume yanked off Friday afternoon by three teenagers, police said, and his foot was crushed by a car as they drove off. 
Daniel John Jones, 17, of Plano and two [...]


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