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		<title>Dumb Thief Steals from Cop-Owned Doughnut Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of the stupidest criminals out there are the ones who steal from their own employers. It&#8217;s a common enough practice but that&#8217;s precisely why it&#8217;s dumb. Employers have safeguards in place to protect themselves from internal theft. Employees who know about those safeguards and ignore them then get caught in the act of stealing [...]


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		<title>Stupid Mom and Daughter Lawbreakers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is one for the stupid criminals record book. It&#8217;s the story of a mother and daughter who were both stupid enough to be driving around in cars with expired plates. And they also both had expired driver&#8217;s licenses. But there&#8217;s more to the story than that. First, the daughter got pulled over because she [...]


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		<title>A lesson in criminal justice: Don&#8217;t Steal from the Cops</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is another criminal that has to go down in history for being one of the dumbest criminals ever. His crime? He stole a couple of candy bars and a toboggan hat .. from a police station. Who goes into a police station and tries to take the things that are there? How could he [...]


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		<title>Don&#8217;t Steal from the Pawn Shop</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Criminals are not exactly known for their abundant intelligence. The majority of them are just trying to make a quick buck and they end up getting caught because they don&#8217;t cover their tracks very well. But some criminals are even dumber than others &#8211; like the guy who stole gold jewelry from a pawn shop [...]


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		<title>Man Gets 90 Days for Sex With Car-Wash Vacuum</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAGINAW, Mich. &#8211; A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to [...]


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		<title>Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Just Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Texas death row inmate in Houston TX with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped [...]


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