This Is Just Stupid!

This was sent to us by one of our readers. Enjoy! USA China Rivalry? Kinda They’ll win Ping Pong We’ll win everything else! China’s so big And they got that huge, Ginormous Wall We’re not as big But we’ve got the sweet Tacoma Mall They have Yao Ming He was built by the government to be tall! But we have Kobe Who’s always generous with his balls! PREDICTION TIME! Here are some of Paul’s Olym-PICKS! Let’s start with Michael Phelps That man fills up a speedo His abs are made of batman His arms are made of Deebo He’s a swimming genius But he can also act He plays Jim on the Office. Yo, he’s hittin’ that! I’m crushin’ Shawn Johnson! Homegirl is 4 foot 8 I wanna ask her out, But she’s too short to date We’d go to Disneyland She’d have to wait outside, Cause Mickey Mouse’s hand, Says she’s too short to ride. Shawn has a Toddler’s Body – in her spandex one-sy suit, it’s a Toddler’s body – have you seen her muscles dude? – She is Built like WALL-E – Michael Phelps is a robot too, he’s like WALL-E WALL-E – good thing we made him waterproof! Now I’m about to go Michael J. Fox, and take you all Back to the Future! 1980 US hockey rocked the Miracle on Ice Back when iPhones cost like half their current price. Then in 92 the Dream Team balled up in Spain with Magic, Larry Bird and Michael what’s-his-name! Then the thug, Kerry strug hit the one leg stand And for the next four years, I only rapped with one hand Now it’s 8/808. We got new memories to make We’re in China now yo, So let me translate… I think you are beautiful. (Woh zhweh deh ni, feh chang, piao liang) What hobbies do you have? (Ni Yo shah mah ai hao) Do you have any free time tonight? (Jin jchin wong shong ni yo kong ma) I want to drink. I want to drink. (wo yao hu wo yao hu) Where can I have massage? Where can I have massage? (Na li yo anmoh) You look tired. (Neee kan shang ku hen lei) I like beef, I don’t like chicken. (Wo tzi wahn ne-roh, wo boo tzi wahn, jchee roh) I catch a cold. I catch a cold. (Wo kan mau luh) I agree. I agree. (Woh tong ee) GOOD-BYE! (Siyonara)

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The NFL can be stupid at times and we are big fans, but…

Teen tackled, robbed of sandwich costume outside Subway restaurant.

A 14-year-old boy dressed as a giant sandwich outside a Subway restaurant was tackled and had his costume yanked off Friday afternoon by three teenagers, police said, and his foot was crushed by a car as they drove off.

Daniel John Jones, 17, of Plano and two 16-year-old accomplices were later taken into custody on suspicion of robbery.

Police caught the trio after a witness took down the license plate of the Nissan fleeing the shop around lunchtime in the 2200 block of Justin Road in Flower Mound. An officer called the car’s owner, who said his son, Daniel, was driving. The father then told his son to meet with police at the scene, where he was arrested. No money was taken.

Police recovered the costume. The victim is expected to recover from his injuries. 

By JASON TRAHAN / The Dallas Morning News