Chelsea Clinton recently got married. Good for her. But how ridiculous was her wedding?! Here is a look at five of the reasons why Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was incredibly stupid:

1. She reportedly paid $15,000 for luxury port-a-potties. Sure, it’s nice that her guests had flushable toilets for the big day but did they really need full-porcelain seats and a stereo playing music in the bathrooms? What a waste of money!
2. The famous people were no-shows. There were rumors buzzing around for weeks before the wedding that attendees would include famous people such as Oprah Winfrey, Barbra Streisand and Steven Spielberg. None of these people made an actual appearance at the wedding. In fact, they may not even have really been invited.
3. It was partially a real estate marketing ploy. The wedding was held at the Astor Courts Estate, a property that had been up for sale. It was taken off the market for the wedding. It’s now back on the market and the hope is that it will sell now that it has the distinction of being the place where Chelsea got married.
4. The menu is still a secret. It has been revealed that the wedding cake was a gluten-free cake but the rest of the menu is strictly a secret. Contracts have been signed not to reveal this information. Why does this need to be a big secret?!
5. The wedding poem was a disaster. If anything should have been kept secret it was the choice of The Life That I Have as the wedding poem for the ceremony. The choice has been mocked in headlines around the world since it isn’t really about love but basically about torture and death.

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