Man Gets 90 Days for Sex With Car-Wash Vacuum
By Just Stupid on Mar 29, 2009 in Stupid Criminals
SAGINAW, Mich. – A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Savage’s attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn’t immediately return a message seeking comment
Mar. 26, 2009
Associated Press
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Ruth | Mar 29, 2009 | Reply
Talk about your “crazies” in the world. This takes the cake!
The Constant Complainer | Mar 30, 2009 | Reply
I laughed out loud when I read this post. It reminded me of a story I once read on Perez Hilton about a guy who had sex with his picnic table. LOL.
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Dtrain | Apr 3, 2009 | Reply
Oh this is great… Why couldn’t the guy just buy his own vacuum cleaner, or use a sock or something??