Hey guys …

You’re cutting it close to the wire if you haven’t gotten your girlfriend a Valentine’s present yet. We know that it’s tempting to pick up something cheap and cheesy just so she knows that you didn’t forget about her this year. However, a bad Valentine’s present is almost worse than getting no gift at all.

Here are five stupid gifts that you shouldn’t waste your time or money on:

1. Any sort of power tool. Even if the woman in your life loves to use them, she’s going to know that you only got this for her because you realized while you were shopping for yourself that you hadn’t gotten her anything for Valentine’s Day yet.
2. A funny t-shirt. A woman wants to be sexy and seductive on Valentine’s Day. She doesn’t want a t-shirt with some raunchy or ridiculous saying on it. If it’s sold at a tourist attraction or a convenience store, she doesn’t want to wear it.
3. Ridiculous lingerie that she would never wear. Yes, it’s wonderful to get the lady in your life a sexy lingerie item that will make her feel good about herself. It’s offensive and annoying when you get her one that you would put on your fantasy porn girl but that your girlfriend would never in a million years buy for herself.
4. Weight loss items. Maybe the woman in your life has a diet pill addiction or really wants a new yoga mat or has been saying that she needs to get a gym membership. Valentine’s Day is not the day to be buying those things.
5. Lottery tickets and beer. There isn’t a gift that screams "last minute" more than this one does. Don’t do it.

Flowers and chocolates may be cliche but they’re a lot better than these items!

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