Breast Implants for Your Tattoo?
By Just Stupid on Apr 29, 2009 in Stupid Men
“The Edmonton Sun” published a story about a year ago about a tattoo artist in Edmonton, Canada, attempting to give his curvy cowgirl tattoo 3-D curves. And he was successful … for 2 weeks ….
In an effort at promoting his tattoo shop, Dragon FX, Mr. Lane Jensen of Edmonton had his New York surgeon friend, Dr. Brian Decker, implant tiny silicone breast implants under his tattoo on his left calf. (You don’t normally see “tiny” describing “silicone breast implants.”)
His cowgirl’s silicone breast implants were not your traditional breast implant – they were not the fluid filled silicone shells manufactured to look and feel like the real thing. His cowgirl was augmented with solid silicone that is normally custom sized and shaped for nose or chin surgeries.
Mr. Jensen had this surgery on December 9, and by December 24th, the stitches split and infection was set in. Jensen commented, “My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn’t meant to have 3D breasts.” Just Stupid!
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The Constant Complainer | May 11, 2009 | Reply
Wow, an infection set in. LOL. There’s a surprise. That guy is a moron. LOL. His 15-seconds of fame are up!!! Great post!
Website Marketing Joel | May 22, 2009 | Reply
Oh my gosh, I would only trust a professional with any type of procedure, This is just stupid :-0
Nap | Jun 6, 2009 | Reply
It is not an infection, its a dermal implant.
Kitty | Jun 27, 2009 | Reply
I think it is an innovative move in the body modification world. People have been getting silicone horns and metal spikes implanted in their skin for years. I have seen photos of some beautiful 3D tattooes. This is just one incident where the implants were rejected by the body’s immune system. How is this at all stupid? I celebrate the ability to be creative with the human body.From the standard “Hollywood” surgical modifications to modern primitive body modification. BTW Tattoo artists ARE professionals.
Kat | Oct 12, 2009 | Reply
Of course Tattoo artists are professionals. As professional as the walmart grocery baggers.
gail | Oct 18, 2009 | Reply
Tattoo artist are professionals…not every one can do what they do… you might think it looks easy to do tattoos but its a lot harder then you think… so if you dont know shut up!!! and i think that he had a great idea…too bad it didnt work out..he would have been one of the first to think of this…