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Two Guys, One Cup

There are so many reasons that this video is stupid. We’ll give you seven of them:

It feeds off of the popularity of Two Girls, One Cup. We’re so sick of hearing anything about this infamous porn video. It was a nasty video and the fact that it got so popular just speaks to the idiocy of the online viewing population.
Nothing happens in this video. You waste almost a full minute of your life watching two guys do absolutely nothing.
The music is terrible. It just makes the video that much more dumb. At least some cool music could have made it interesting.
The camera work is bad. It’s not horrible or jittery. It’s just not good. That doesn’t exactly add to the idea that watching this video is a smart thing to do.
It fails at being funny. The whole point of this video is to be funny. It absolutely fails. The basic joke at the end of the video barely even deserves an eye roll.
It fails at being a parody. It claims to be a parody. It may be a spoof but it’s not a parody. It doesn’t mirror enough of the stylistic effects of the original video to be a true parody. Try again guys.
Over 1000 people have watched this. That means there are at least 1000 stupid people out there proving how stupid they are.